Reasons I love the South

The South rocks my face off. Here's a bulleted list.

• Sonny's BBQ is everywhere
• Grits
• Warmth
• Muddin'
• No one can park a car properly
• Girls whose daddies are colonels
• Sipping mint julips on verandas
• It's way more expensive to golf in the winter than it is in the summer
• Palmetto Bugs that are large enough to eat you
• Everyone still loves Lynyrd Skynyrd even though there's only a few original members in the band
• I can make fun of people for wearing ski jackets and fleece when it's still shorts weather
• Everyone finally stopped saying "Git 'er doooone"
• The SEC
• No Big Ten
• Bobby Bowden refuses to retire and as such continues to drag his program further into an academic quagmire and obscurity
• I saw a chicken run by outside a restaurant once

There's so much more, but I have to go finish this semester off now. Look forward to part 2.