18 April 2008

The Internet: Serious Business

I am totally opposed to the internet.

The internet makes everyone sound like a fool. I cringe everytime I go to a party and hear someone talk about "Facebooking" someone else. What happened to actually getting someone's number? I fear that by the time I retire, all interpersonal interaction will take place via the Facebook. You'll send your buddy a facebook message to go the Facebook Lounge and e-cruise for ladies. After tossing back a few Facebook Martinis, maybe you'll have enough e-liquid courage to e-ask that girl you've been e-scoping all night out on an e-date to take place at the Facebook Denny's. If things go well, you'll have a Facebook application that blends pictures from your photo albums to generate pictures of your kids.

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